Family Guy gets it right for once
(Source: onlysheepfollowpeople)
“Love the fetus, hate the child.”
America makes it near impossible for a woman to stay autonomous—hard to get family planning resources/make the choice of getting an abortion, and harder to get child care support after the baby is born. Leaving women destitute and dependants everywhere.Look at Canada! Not only do we give almost a full year off, it can be either maternity or paternity. That’s right, daddy can stay home with the baby while the mother goes back to work. And the leave can be also be split between them. For example, the mother could take six months, and then the father could take the other six. Did I also mention that the parent on leave continues to receive pay and is guaranteed their job back?
^ You think that? I know that.
I cannot even handle Faygo.com right now.
I CANNOT EVEN HANDLE THIS SHIT. AND THE SITE ITSELF IS EVEN BETTER. THERE IS A FAYGO RAP FOR CRYING FUCKSAKE
Dave Strider has taken over faygo
i think they basically figured out that homestuck is literally free advertising if they just appeal to the right audience
IF YOUR HEART DIDN’T SHATTER INTO A MILLION FRAGMENTS WHEN THAT LAST LINE WAS SAID YOU ARE NOT HUMAN.
I watched this the other week and i started crying my eyes out.
See. It’s not fair. They took Goofy, who even in GOOF TROOP was still just overly silly and meant for splapstick, and they give Goofy real world fatherhood problems. And to this DAY I will still mist up for this scene.
(Source: lumineon)
We are the same person. It’s official.
She is my spirit animal
(Source: jennette-mccurdy)
Eridan is the Magikarp of the trolls, I swear. He just flops around using his splash and everyone laughed at him because he was so pathetic and then he GODDAMN EVOLVES AND FUCKING KILLS EVERYONE.
why is this one of the most accurate descriptions of Eridan i’ve ever read
heaintevenagoodlyrottenappeltho:
i don’t get it when people tell me i should stop doing things because “boys don’t like it”
like god forbid my personal choices prevent me from dating shallow close-minded assholes who care how long my hair is but don’t give a fuck about me as a person
preach
Imagine you had a robot boyfriend and you were snuggling into his chest, and you could hear a soft humming and whirring, like the machine version of a heartbeat UvU
omg no
and every so often his CPU makes some kinda cute lil grumbly noise
I’m really dreading the day I turn 18 cause I will no longer be the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen
